Written By: Bill Wallis
Welcome back, Terp Fam! We’ve been busy dabbing since 710 last week but don’t you think for one second that we forgot to lace you up with a new list of local highlights! From fire new products here at Terp Bros Astoria to great spots to eat and have fun here in Queens, we’re your one stop shop for good times! Summer is still here but not for long! Keep reading for the details, then head over to Terp Bros, grab some goodies, and meet your friends at one of the many fun summer events happening near you this week!
WEEKLY FEATURED PRODUCTS
1. Rolling Green – Cap Junkie Flower – 3.5G
The flower from Rolling Green has always been great. Their East Coast Sour Diesel is a heavy hitter that is an homage to the sour of New York past. Their Mochi is a delicious take on a modern cross that is an instant crowd pleaser. However, some strains rise above the rest among their ranks and one of those in 2025 is their Cap Junkie. This is one of the strains that looks great and smokes great to match! Deep, earthy, gassy notes up front with fruity, creamy, lightly floral flavors on the back end. This stuff is a true crowd pleaser and it’s not hard to see (or smell) why. Head to Terp Bros Astoria today to get a taste before it’s gone!
2. High5 Infused Pre Roll 5pk – Assorted Strains
From the dawn of time, mankind has been searching for great, infused pre rolls that actually get you high. In early cave paintings, cavemen can be seen scratching their heads in confusion at ancient dispensaries’ lack of high quality pre rolls. The same cavemen, in other ancient paintings, can be seen killing a mammoth and high-fiving in celebration. These images were the inspiration for the new High5 Infused Pre Roll 5 Packs! Ok, maybe we made some of that up, but still. These things SLAP! With strains like Pineapple Express x Blue Dream x Chem Spill (sativa), Tahoe OG x Galactic Deathstar #5 (indica), Tahoe OG x Gas Berry #4 (indica), and Chimera x Jack Herer (hybrid), their dedication to quality flower is not in question. These things hit like Ali in his prime and regardless of which you choose (we suggest one of each) you’ll be high-fiving everyone you see on the way back to get more!
3. OLIO Live Rosin Gummies – Sour Cranberry Flavor (Hybrid)
If you’re anything like us here at Terp Bros, you base your favorite holidays on what food is eaten on said holiday. For true food lovers, the best holiday of the year is obviously Thanksgiving. The turkey, the potatoes, the stuffing, the gravy. All the savory flavors singing in harmony and then the bright, shining solo voice that breaks through the noise to rise like the star of the plate. The one sweet and tangy accoutrement that holds everything together. The cranberry sauce. OLIO said what if we took that delicious, seasonal flavor and wrapped it up in a tight little bow and sent it out to the masses in live rosin gummy form? We proudly and happily introduce the sour cranberry flavor of live rosin gummies from OLIO! All of the tangy, mouth watering flavor of everyone’s favorite seasonal fruit, paired with the clean, long-lasting high that OLIO gummies consistently deliver. Now all that’s missing is some mashed potatoes!
LOCAL MUNCHIES HIGHLIGHT – PORTA 23
In many of our newsletters, the local munchies highlight is a restaurant that specializes in a specific cuisine from somewhere around the world. Porta 23 takes somewhere in the world and turns it into everywhere around the world. Their menu highlights gourmet offerings from cuisines that span the globe, and each one is hand-crafted with exquisite attention to detail. From starters to drinks, from entrees to desserts, the entire experience at Porta 23 is one designed to be remembered for years. Here’s how we would order for our perfect date night out. To start, some of their signature cocktails. Our favorites are the Sophie B, a fruity and tropical take on a Moscow Mule as well as the Lost Soul, a light, tart gin and prosecco cocktail with raspberry and lemon. For the appetizers, the Poke Crunch and the wings are must try items. The Poke Crunch is a take on nachos with crispy wontons, fresh tuna, white truffle sauce, sriracha aioli, and sesame seeds. The wings are cooked to perfection and available with sauces like BBQ, Gochujang, Lemon Pepper, and Buffalo. As for the entrees, you can’t go wrong with anything here. Our favorites are the herb-roasted half chicken with potato puree, spinach, and mushroom demi-glace as well as the Truffle Mac and Cheese with mushrooms and crispy bacon. For dessert, the flan, the passionfruit creme brulee, and the Mexican churros with vanilla ice cream and caramel sauce. They’re all great, but those three in particular are sure to please. All in all, Porta 23 is one of our favorite local spots for date nights and cozy dinners out with friends or family. Check it out for yourself this week and tell them Terp Bros sent you!
WHAT TO DO IN QUEENS THIS WEEK (7/15 – 7/21)
1. Paid Protest (A Comedy Show) W/ Judah Friedlander – QED – 7/17 – 8pm
Are you looking for political laughs here in Astoria? Well, look no further than Q.E.D. Astoria this Thursday at 8pm! Paid Protest is a comedy show starring Judah Friedlander (30 Rock, Zoolander, Meet The Parents, Etc.) and featuring Fareeha Khan, Cansu Carabiyik, Tocarra Elise, and Julianna Dudley. Hosted by Anders Lee, Freddy G, and Sharif Hasan. This show and its proceeds benefit NYCDSA and the laughs are guaranteed! Stop by Q.E.D. Astoria this Thursday at 8pm (get your tickets sooner) and enjoy a night of fun and laughter with friends. Also, be sure to stop by Terp Bros Astoria (right around the corner) for all your pre show smoking needs!
2. Pancake Records 2 Year Anniversary Party – Sat, July 19, 12pm – 8pm
Did you know that Astoria has its very own old school record store? Did you also know that that very cool, old school record store is celebrating its two year anniversary of being open this Saturday from noon to 8pm? No? Well, now you do! Come by Pancake Records on Steinway St. here in Astoria. Not just this Saturday, but any day you happen to be in the mood for good vibes, cool people, and great music! Come celebrate one of the many small businesses that make Astoria such a great place to live this Saturday. Who knows? You might even find a record you didn’t know you needed or a friend you didn’t know you were meant to meet. Either way, their two year anniversary party is sure to be a great time with cool people and even better tunes. Stop by and tell them the Terp Bros say hello!
3. Learn to Play D&D – Gamestoria NYC – Sun, 7/20 – 3pm
Have you always been fascinated by the unknown? Are you a fantasy freak looking for a new way to let your flag fly with like minded people? Gamestoria NYC is offering lessons on how to play one of the greatest games ever invented, Dungeons and Dragons! Sure, maybe you haven’t played because you’re intimidated by the rules and anxiety about not being good at first. Not to worry! That is exactly what this is for! For those who are interested in playing but never have, or those who have played but never really got the hang of it, this class is perfect! Come and learn from some of the best players in the city, sharpen your skills, and set out on battles to bring glory to your name. After all, you aren’t called Draggor, Snatcher of Souls for no reason, are you? Get out there, learn what you need to know, and conquer like you’ve never conquered before! First, stop by Terp Bros Astoria for party favors to share with your game mates! Now go! Learn! Defeat your rivals!
4. *HONORABLE MENTION* Art in Astoria – Local Artist Exhibit – Mult. Locations
Astoria Art Center, in collaboration with Destination Ditmars, Art in Astoria is an exhibit that features art from multiple local artists, showcased at Astoria Art Center as well as in multiple local businesses throughout the area. This gives you many opportunities to see breathtaking art from people in your neighborhood while going about your daily activities and exploring our beautiful neighborhood. Help bring brightness to the world and enlighten your soul while supporting local artists and inspiring the next generations of creatives in our great city! Exhibit running July 10th through July 27th. For a full list of participating locations, visit www.astoriaart.com or www.destinationditmars.org for more info.
Here we are again, Terp Folks. The end of yet another newsletter. We know, we’re sad too. However, we’ll come back next week like we do every week with a bright, new, shiny list of delicious products, fun events, and restaurant recs! As always, thanks so much for reading! Send us a DM us on IG for suggestions on restaurants or events to highlight in upcoming newsletters as well as cannabis products you want to see carried here at Terp Bros! Until next Terpsday, keep some sun on your face. Someone famous said that once, I think.
